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Juno
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Re: Idiocy and You - A Thread To Bitch
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 11:31:05 AM »

Man I was talking about like in the hall or something - you could always censor his face. 
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Re: Idiocy and You - A Thread To Bitch
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 01:56:15 PM »

Lol,  I thought of that too, I just wanted to make sure he was aware.
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Re: Idiocy and You - A Thread To Bitch
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2008, 04:01:01 PM »

Now I wanna see what Mr. Simon whats-his-face of Fashion actually dresses like.  Does he wear tweed jackets?
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Re: Idiocy and You - A Thread To Bitch
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2008, 08:12:45 PM »

no tweed jackets, but odd looking anyways. and censoring the face? 90% of his freakishness comes from it, with that stupid bald spot on top that glares at anybody taller than 5'5".
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Re: Idiocy and You - A Thread To Bitch
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2008, 05:24:48 PM »

I want to see this person too....

Ok.. I have a rant.

I work in a Callcenter (That pretends NOT to be one!) and we deal with people who're Remortgaging (Fun considering the current economical crisis, but anyway..)

You'd think that considering you are securing a loan or mortgage against your HOME, that you would take the time to actually READ the stuff you recieve?

No. Not the people we deal with. Many are young professionals (Apparently)

They query things that we cover in the documents we send, and asked simple questions.. examples below:

(Borrower) "You never mentioned that we have to pay TT (Telegraphic Transfer) fees!" ...
(me) *Sigh* "Please look at page 2 of the initial introduction letter, the section titled 'FEES'." 
(Borrower) "... But you never TOLD me this!"
*Thud* *Thud* *Thud* - Head meeting desk.

This Borrower was (He claimed) a director of a company.

(Borrower) "So, the questionairre.. I just want to check something."
(me) " Yes?" (To be fair, I understand people get snagged on some questions. I expect this. But not to this level....)
(Borrower) "Where it says 'Names of parties to the mortgage, that's me right?"
(me) "Aye, you and anyone else who's going on the mortgage"
(Borrower) "..... Ok, so I should put my name there then, right?"
(me) "... *twitch* Yes, you and anyone else going on the mortgage..."
(Borrower) "..Oh. So my wife's part of this mortgage.. does that mean her too?"
(me) *Pen snaps in background* "That's right. You and your wife."
(Borrower) ".. Oh, Ok. So.. Question 1, is me and My wife's name?"
(me) "... Yes."
(Borrower) ".. Right. This is complicated, isn't it?"

Now this kind of thing is hard enough to deal with. Day in, day out. Information we send people, they don't actually read it. I swear I could put a clause in saying they will give me £1000 and their firstborn, and they would blindly sign it.

I have Many, many horror stories I could relate here about this kind of thing...
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Re: Idiocy and You - A Thread To Bitch
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2008, 09:24:02 PM »

I just can't believe this...i was rinsing my mouth and i felt something in it, and the next thing i know, i was seeing one of my braces going down the drain...

Dumb if you ask me, i should have at least put the plug on the sink first...

*Bangs head on desk*
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Re: Idiocy and You - A Thread To Bitch
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2008, 10:07:43 PM »

Quote from: notmuch on January 25, 2008, 09:24:02 PM
I just can't believe this...i was rinsing my mouth and i felt something in it, and the next thing i know, i was seeing one of my braces going down the drain...

Dumb if you ask me, i should have at least put the plug on the sink first...

*Bangs head on desk*

There is no greater sinking feeling than watching something of serious importance spin down the drain.  I lost an engagement ring down the drain once... Yeah.  Recovered it, if you can believe that.  GROSS.
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Re: Idiocy and You - A Thread To Bitch
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2008, 02:06:35 AM »

I work in a convience store...going on 4 months, the list is really freakin' long.

We can't prepay fuel on a credit card because the damn computer network will double charge people sometimes and rich people don't understand that. Even when we draw it all out for them. Tonight, a woman comes in at my shift change and wants to prepay 10 dollars with her credit card, we tell her we cant but we can turn it on and she can get what she needs, but pay inside after fueling. "I have a son in the car and I'm not  leaving him out there alone! I'm not irresponsible." She says. "Then you can pay at the pump, ma'am." I respond. "I don't want to pay at the pump, it's cold." "Well, there is nothing I can do." "Unbelievable, you all are ****ing moron's! I have a kid in the car and you won't give me my gas! I'm never coming here again!" She storms out. She leaves and I say, "If you would have bought condoms here the night your kid was conceived then you wouldn't have to worry now would ya? Dumb, *****."  She how ever succumbs to paying at the pump and that's: 1 for Conoco and -273 for annoying people.

More stories to come of my adventures with the commoners that come in everyday.
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