Hello, Good-bye, Hello Again!

[DireSloth]

Hello, all!  I am Dire Sloth, longtime reader of SXD, who finally got around to making a forum account.  I think.  I MIGHT have had an account at one point.  But I can't for the life of me remember what my screenname was.  In any case, I haven't visited in over two years.  But now I'm back.  So, hello again, for the first time. 

But what can I say about myself?  I'm a graphic design student at a small midwestern vocational institute.  I like watching anime, drawing (badly), writing (also badly), and being lazy.  Also, if you can't tell, I have a chronically bad memory.  So, again, hello everyone!

[Juno]

*waves!*  Welcome welcome!  Here's your toaster to bludgeon anyone who creeps you out in intros with.

Wreak much havoc!

[Sleeper]

hello to you too. you can use this barbie alarm clock to keep you on task. they say it does something particularily weird at 3:45 in the morning, but for the rest of the time, enjoy your stay here.

[DireSloth]

Yay!  Toaster for toasting and bludgeoning!

And a cool Barbie alarm clock from Sleeper, I take it from your name that you don't use it much?

[dmizer]

* dmizer winds your avatar.

there ... that should help things along a bit.

welcome.

[Sleeper]

Yay!  Toaster for toasting and bludgeoning!

And a cool Barbie alarm clock from Sleeper, I take it from your name that you don't use it much?

no, but it is useful when people try to wake me up. nothing quite scares people off like throwing a pink alarm clock at them.

[Nephtys]

Welcome man, and have much fun in our humble abode.

As welcoming gift I present unto thee a Pen of the Future (drum roll) Its use, you ask?

Well it is extremely handy for NaNoWriMo and as a secret feature it allows you to scribble real-life moustaches on real-life people. Use responsibly.